when god invented candy, I think it was because kumquats were out of season

For years I didn't know how to eat a kumquat. Then a Chinese friend told me to eat the whole thing, all at once.

Wow is that a flavor explosion!

If you haven't done it, try it. Put a whole kumquat in your mouth, chew it up, and swallow. You won't forget it, and you won't regret it.

Can you think of a better candy?